SWP coordinator & coder
Rayoflight
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"“Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need like my need to be praised.” - Michael Scott" - Ray
event coordinator & resident rogue
Tangi
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Tangi is a work in progress, as is this About Me
cartographer & proofreader
Neam
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A lover of many things—plants, Fido, LEGOS, video games, Ray—Neam is known as Folklore's honorary “meanie.” However, she's always willing to lend a hand and help out in any way possible!
party poodles
Rey & Evelyn
Ray's poodles, Rey and Evelyn! Rey was born on 5/21/21 and is an apricot standard poodle who loves to swim. She knows a lot of tricks, including "Justin" and "Water cookie paws!" She is a little bit homophobic toward her lesbian moms, and often interrupts their alone time by squeezing herself between them. Other than that, she loves bag fries, and hates when mom asks to "see her pretty teeth," making her snarl. Ray calls her a little 'Rey of Sunshine.'
Evelyn, or Evie, is the newest member of the family! Her full name is Evelyn Carnahan, after the fabulous movie The Mummy, and she IS A LIBRARIAN! Evie was born 8/27/22 and is a merle parti poodle. She comes home 10/22/22!
catchers of lizards
Stephen Purry & Trevor
Stephen Wardell Purry is a world-class pawnt guard who currently plays for the Meowden State Warriors. His off-court hobbies include catching lizards, meowing into the dark abyss of the night, and utilizing his polydactyl paws to wreak total havoc upon the household. When feeling extra mischievous, he enjoys tormenting Rey by stalking her around the house while she tries to run for her life. Additionally, he would kill anyone and everything for chicken-flavored temptations and time out on the porch.
Trevor Anderson once journeyed to the center of the Earth - now, he spends the majority of his time finding the best sunspots the house can offer and napping the day away. His favorite time of day is when his best friend, Neam, returns home from work to offer him spanks. Though he is more docile than his younger brother, Trevor is more apt to backtalk when being scolded for visiting the off-limits bedrooms of Ray and Neam. Trevor's true time to shine is at 11:00 PM when the lights have been turned off and the humans have gone to bed - it's then that the zoomies strike, accented with loud yowls all through the house.
old man moon eyes
Fido
The Squad’s very own personal quest-giver and the old man of the household, Fido is Neam’s 17 year old chihuahua and childhood pet! With a top half that is far more adorable than his lower half, Fido is partially blind in both eyes and, so, can be seen wandering around the Squad’s house bumping into things. However, more often than not, he can be seen staring into the abyss, contemplating the answer to life and what quest he will possibly be giving out next. Despite sleeping the day away on the many beds he has, it is not uncommon to also see Fido slowly waddle his way into Tangi or Ray’s room to steal food from the other pets’ food bowls whenever he is granted a moment of freedom.